<tbody id="rq47y"><noscript id="rq47y"></noscript></tbody>
      <tbody id="rq47y"></tbody>
        1. <th id="rq47y"></th>
          <tbody id="rq47y"></tbody>
        2. <tbody id="rq47y"></tbody>

          <button id="rq47y"></button>

          欢迎浏览美文阅读网!

          美文阅读网

          搞笑对联大全

          编辑:美文阅读网来源:美文阅读网发布时间:2019-08-04阅读(99)

            1、上联: 昨夜校园漫步,看见青蛙装酷,呕吐,呕吐,只能拿头撞树;下联: 昨晚球场摆酷,忽闻恐龙撞树,恐怖,恐怖,可怜那棵小树;横批: 倩女幽魂。

            2、上联:爱已停牌,情也斩仓,缘分滑到跌停板;下联:思正牛市,想无熊市,感情无 法投长线;横批:赶紧补仓。

            3、上联:博士生,研究生,本科生,生生不息;下联:实验楼,教学楼,宿舍楼,楼楼可跳;横批:空前绝后。

            4、上联:大开方便之门,下联:解决后股之忧。横批:众屎之地。

            5、上联:灯初放夜人初会,裙带急急解;下联:气若游丝意若绵,蛮腰切切迎。

            6、上联:风在刮,雨在下,我在等你回电话;下联:为你生,为你死,为你守候一辈子;横批:发错人了。

            7、上联:高山低头,河川让路,还我雄风,山河一统。下联:硬汉高歌,辣妹狂啸,猛男礼让,荡妇摇头。横批:威而钢。

            8、上联:过大年过大年发才有发钱,下联:新年乐新年乐好酒有好色,横批:辛辛苦苦又一年。

            9、上联:红米饭南瓜汤,老婆一个孩子一帮;下联:红米饭王八汤,孩子一个老婆一帮;横批:与时俱进。

            10、上联:坏男人招人爱;下联:坏女人吃得开;横批:越坏越好!

            11、上联:假名假姓假地址;下联:骗吃骗喝骗感情;横批:愿者上钩。

            12、上联:脚踏黄河两岸手拿机密文件,下联:前面机枪扫射后面炮火连天。横批::爽。

            13、上联:金沙江,嘉陵江,黑龙江,江江可投;下联:飞跃楼,教学楼,宿舍楼,楼楼可跳;横批:空前绝后。

            14、上联:看背影急煞千军万马;下联:转过头吓退百万雄师;横批:我的妈呀。

            15、上联:考试不作弊来年当学弟;下联:宁可没人格不可不及格;横批:就是要过!

            16、上联:麻将扑克金花,输完之后回家;下联:古道西风瘦马,断肠人在天涯;横批:惨啊!

            17、上联:摸到胸儿,探进腰儿,害奴滴落水儿;下联:提着枪头,趁着兴头,准我独占熬头。

            18、上联:男生,女生,穷书生,生生不息!下联:初恋,热恋,婚外恋,恋恋不舍!横批:生无可恋。

            19、上联:情已欠费爱已?;捣植辉诜袂?下联:思无应答想也占线感情不能再充电;横批:心惹移动如何联通。

            20、上联:去除数字一和二;下联:还有四五六七九;横批:只剩三八!

            21、上联:日日挂机抓鬼王,上联:夜夜失眠为神兵;横批:做梦。

            22、上联:入半寸魂惊魄散,娇呼:痛,快!下联:留三分玉惜香怜,急叫:出,来!

            23、上联:上班喝茶聊天看报。下联:下班喝酒打牌睡觉。横批:神仙公务员。上联:代县长,代市长,代议长,三代同堂。下联:新房子,新车子,新马子,全新登场。横批:都是A来的。

            24、上联:上网,打牌,谈恋爱,虚度四年光阴;下联:考研,出国,找工作,生活猪狗不如;横批:吃饱了撑的。

            25、上联:上压下层层加码,马到成功;下联:下骗上节节掺水,水到渠成;横批:皆大欢喜。

          本文标题:搞笑对联大全

          本文链接http://www.tforce-tech.com/duanzi/11413.html

          相关美文

          <tbody id="rq47y"><noscript id="rq47y"></noscript></tbody>
              <tbody id="rq47y"></tbody>
                1. <th id="rq47y"></th>
                  <tbody id="rq47y"></tbody>
                2. <tbody id="rq47y"></tbody>

                  <button id="rq47y"></button>

                  开心彩票网开心彩票网网址 2354.cc | www.488018.com | www.tushan18.com | www.26299o.com | www.33111199.com | www.b3653.com | o08199.com | www.60108l.com | www.223228.com | 45637h.com | www.776860.com | www.848777r.com | 6363t.com | hhvip69.com | www.6769l.com | www.35252o.com | 8036o.com | 00773n.com | www.68568c.com | www.77605b.com | 50099g.com | 7196n.com | www.51515n.com | www.555jyh.com | www.hg6914.com | 22204066.com | 2223890.com | www.560265.com | www.78680o.com | www.mng44.com | 87965.com | 3550f.com | www.2875x.com | www.88166o.com | www.8494w.com | www.97655o.com | 898v.com | y61653.com | www.34788h.com | www.6776kk.com | www.63877h.com | 61325577.com | 1634t.com | www.553028.com | www.35918n.com | www.07679f.com | www.73999u.com | www.yxlm99.com | d3405.com | 20775599.com | hg999333n.com | www.898953.com | www.737798.com | www.suncity758.com | www.yh8211.com | 4488yyy.com | 66458m.com | 5802oo.com | www.506791.com | www.okw8.com | www.35918j.com | www.35252d.com | www.hggj5551.com | www.hg066.com | wns950.com | 11005c.com | l62365.com | www.652623.com | www.66653x.com | www.500166.com | www.19019s.com | www.c44ff.com | www.ee2229.com | www.hg000456.com | 4637755.com | 2078g.com | 3846iii.com | 0199955.com | 93936b.com | www.530196.com | www.688dl.com | www.6482.com | www.99638l.com | www.js2929.com | 500000531.com | www.90928.com | www.88266.com | www.550js.com | www.58777p.com | www.1869q.com | www.777fhcp.com | www.32126j.net | www.xpj0981.com | www.9996kk.com | 632910.com | 25288m.com | 4809q.com | 67877f.com | 3156vvv.com | 4809n.com | 4437008.com | ss40033.com | 889.net | 47749s.com | 23300e.com | 26668p.com | 7003uu.com | 8522pppp.com | www.7720n.com | www.pj5506.com | www.sbet818.net | www.6199b.com | www.25673c.com | www.142357.com | www.44799.com | www.33352055.com | www.1851119.com | www.9737ss.me | www.4078j.com | www.5599nsb.com | www.hgbet2.com | www.s94600.com | www.012115.com | www.3668y.com | www.ch8966.com | www.715613.com | www.301823.com | www.178759.com | www.50026v.com | 3304mm.com | 3534z.com | 6220l.com | www.veb188.com | www.9374r.com | www.403333.com | www.563736.com | www.b7764.com | www.81233c.com | www.ya488.com | 60540055.com | 998g.cc | 32555b.com | www.777fhcp.com | www.bsyedu.com | www.99552yy.com | www.6832w.com | www.160883.com | l45638.com | 00774ii.com | 2543002.com | www.060xpj.com | www.yham999.com | www.xpj2070.com | www.sb4010.com | www.cp8015.cc | 88021.com | 30173366.com | 88850nn.com | www.bet6886.com | www.055260.com | www.089wy.com | 7200188.com | 167748.com | www.81866p.com | www.hjdc48.com | www.9464005.com | www.876928.com | ms38648ll.cc | www.033033j.com | www.09856.com | www.7249i.com | www.hx6697.com | 2096d.com | 28288s.com | www.13602477523.com | www.js600000.com | www.hx1113.com | 35442333.com | www.38200r.com | www.198hg.com | www.80065h.com | 333235.com | ggg7570.com | www.395599.com | www.173383.com | www.347918.com | 365288.bet | www.35252j.com | www.1466w.com | www.cai004.vip | 3846u.com | www.3435x.com | www.sha2266.com | www.786819.com | wfc.com | www.7025y.com | www.r999997.com | www.34788e.com | jk080.cc | www.848777q.com | www.858899.com | 495.gg | www.yh201433.vip | www.37377u.com | www.316530.com | 88347.com | www.3893y.com | www.hc2788.com | 7681003.com | www.1294xi.com | www.66653h.com | 013311.com | b5369.com | www.33678gg.com | www.805357.com | 00048m.com | www.k66111.com | www.55717z.com | 28758z.com | www.440567.com | www.47506j.com | www.845040.com | hbs469.com | www.68277444.com | www.11czj.com | 11665003.com | www.91088.com | www.550274.com | 2934r.com | www.588860.com | 2709f.com | www.bet3651114.com | www.910021.com | 5443a.com | www.896883.com | www.076wy.com | 66136j.com | www.sscb22.cc | www.619616.com | 35222k.com | www.174666.com | www.399010.com | bet28q.com | www.88325o.com | 5003t.com | www.606933.com | www.152012.com | 55331k.com | www.3846a.com | 3416m.com | www.bz7888.com | www.356686.com | www.hmgj07.com | www.77114x.com | 4165q.com | www.hg98b.com | 91019n.com | www.hqr8888.com | www.022tj.cc | 168cp-o.com | www.98528g.com | 3957q.com | www.0057b.com | www.178726.com | www.pj7893.com | www.ct6679.com | 3178z.com | www.84499b.com | 55331ff.com | www.9971001.com | 0615.com | www.1764x.com | xhy000.com | www.5181889.com | 5856eee.com | www.9c9cai.com | 66667375.com | www.88166m.com | 9566279.com | www.50000977.com | 500000631.com | www.69077.com | 2535.com | www.h11666.com | 259009.com | www.37766.cc | 2381j.com | www.092222.com | 198488.com | www.ok633.com | 3938hh.com | www.836666e.com | 8881300.com | www.552772.com | 9694v.com | www.22666.com | 3778rr.com | www.o1432.com | ag0101g.com | www.7920c.com | 9879733.com | www.2221102.com | 2824.cc | www.75353.cc | 7744nnn.com | www.810521.com | www.87680r.com | www.570821.com | www.20209.com | 24768.com | www.7415ii.com | e15666.com | www.86333.com | 168cp-k.com | www.089a.cc | www.gd68.com | 0600y.cc | www.361148.com | 3651266.com | www.qilc0.com | www.3657k.com | www.fan73.com | 88119r.com | www.vvv2205.com | 73999n.com | www.55060l.com | www.9170115.com | 6245w.com | www.5508598.com | 4379s.com | www.96386x.com | www.hg0056.com | 30179955.com | www.33303.com | 2714.com | 3379pp.com | www.r80288.com | 009900h.com | www.338082.com | www.7779566.com | 4288k.com | www.00ac.com | www.190bo.com | 81005.com | www.3421c.com | 1222.com | www.106260.com | www.520008.net | bmw8088.com | www.2875y.com | www.xpj1511.com | 56988ll.com | www.2934e.com | www.8148.com | 657094.com | www.641077.com | www.523c51.com | 2490h.com | www.244949.com | www.2y936.com | z8381.com | www.178319.com | www.2021j.com | dh4546.com | 1705u.com | www.417714.com | www.hg0634.com | 0259.com | www.351781.com | www.704905.com | www.68666z.com | 767365.com | www.81608c.com | www.7711sb.com | vv879404.com | www.356126.com | www.792051.com | 5004sss.com | www.560251.com | www.2021c.com | www.76060t.com | ppjj00.com | www.775702.com | www.4996bx.com | www.js80388.com | hh03.com | www.15000552959.com | 1104.com | www.6364i.com | www.79500k.com | 5437y.com | 22889193.com | www.631027.com | www.0600f.cc | www.27119.com | hgyz66.com | 1235.com | www.2934m.com | www.4136k.com | www.pjbet3388.com | q4389.com | p888p888.com | www.5441w.com | www.5250666.com | www.76543u.com | 0241t.com | 55oo8332.com | www.tx27.com | www.933436.com | www.hg8779.com | 2649ii.com | 2064.ag | www.031069.com | www.66621j.com | www.65066aa.com | www.mmtx22.com | hh7742.com | 1489n.com | www.177542.com | www.68568c.com | www.bwinyz32.com | www.www7893.cc | 3522v.vip | 6641w.com | kxchihuo.com | www.918795.com | www.47506m.com | www.447334.com | c2649.com | 3467l.com | ssl.ujiule.com | www.8jcw.com | www.aobo195.com | www.26123aa.com | www.44488.cc | www.00829t.com | 931750.com | 3846www.com | 5005w.com | 35442555.com | www.520935.com | www.3933g.cc | www.206065.com | www.62979d.com | www.kzcs4.com | www.3335js.com | 6789801.com | 23599v.com | 38345c.com | www.288346.com | www.c9664.com | www.97655t.com | www.8899nsb.com | www.55070f.com | www.45066.com | www.9x0048.com | www.63877j.com | 160970.com | yabo692.com | 4288cc.com | 111122ll.com | 54141133.com | 80878e.com | 22117y.com | 5360mm.com | www.022175.com | www.534680.com | www.914907.com | www.2109d.com | www.50064x.com | www.hg513.com | www.v0077.tv | www.78919f.com | www.x94600.com | www.80868e.com | www.820042.com | www.am520520.com | www.351532.com | www.3066rr.com | www.hg173c.com | www.33707d.com | www.179022.com | www.661559.com | www.feng68.com | www.55c63.com | www.4972w.com | www.7334c.com | www.bet63i.com | www.4058i.com | www.377666y.com | www.06386688.com | www.088365.com | www.86677.com | www.9286.com | www.50788j.com | www.3668u.com | www.981500.com | www.674679.com | www.959589.com | www.715121.com | www.266991.com | 80368p.com | 3467t.com | 39199j.com | 35222m.com | hg88000.com | 7989z.com | www.68666o.com | www.39695c.com | www.3002229.com | www.1181184.com | www.65066ss.com | www.7036bb.com | www.ya2019g.com | www.2934f.com | www.550435.com | www.167356.com | 0015qq.com | yhsichun.vip | u08199.com | www.02567.com | www.16297722.com | www.27363v.com | www.40288h.com | www.hc779.com | www.hf1680.com | www.43131z.com | 22749.com | 3957o.com | 32689a.net | www.pj8188.com | www.94675.com | www.yyy10000.com | www.66ffq.com | www.081503.com | 0234e.com | 21052277.com | www.2880880.com | www.bmw0004.com | www.742022.com | www.35918n.com | www.196067.com | 75335.com | 33382t.com | www.67797g.com | www.67df.com | www.168749.com | www.564880.com | 2277buyu.com | 5588xpj.com | www.777444e.com | www.71071z.com | www.986440.com | www.306503.com | y1915y.com | 44bb8331.com | www.tt55666.com | www.7036ss.com | www.960307.com | js14n.com | js5657.com | www.js60a.com | www.820021.com | www.hy5502.com | 3559qqqq.com | 7701885.com | www.5626k.com | www.ba508.com | www.901370.com | 77151.com | zhcp56.com | www.yyyy0066.com | www.99677y.com | 58801dh.com | 4018ff.com | www.398.am | www.26123gg.com | www.igcp4.com | 5309678.com | 33115cc.com | www.0241h.com | www.66332s.com | 3089c.com | 8890852.com | www.85966.com | www.33997f.com | 99151m.com | hcp3333.com | www.77msctyc.com | www.3479l.com | 56987ll.com | www.68666n.com | www.vns6606.com | www.802190.com | hg0266.com | www.25288f.com | www.6787758.com | 11422n.com | 00778s.com | www.c155e.com | www.998294.com | 78117766.com | www.2229193.com | www.004869.com | www.196909.com | 9569822.com | www.yh843.com | www.5095y.com | vip332.com | www.40686a.com | www.13434f.com | so5555.cc | www.602msc.com | www.6880ww.com | 044811.com | 5219e.com | www.hg2286.com | www.915422.com | 39199i.com | www.666118a.com | www.66qxc.com | b4255.com | www.bs9088.com | www.hm3999.com | 4591001.com | www.683012.com | www.fh6116.com | 4255oo.com | www.2244-0880.com | www.995168.com | 3421b.com | www.79500r.com | www.377823.com | 9949c.com | www.377666r.com | 386kze.com | www.70088hg.com | www.570041.com | 713348.com | www.765543.com | www.csgc1.com | YLHG6868.com | www.829797b.com | 1463w.com | www.8494x.com | www.78949d.com | 492k.cc | www.97cp123.com | www.286967.com | 8742d.com | www.68993261.com | 22299oo.com | www.hai0000.com | www.1434v.com | www.56733t.com | www.yh76vv.com | ms407.com | www.184897.com | tt6831.com | www.9068aa.com | www.073wy.com | t7742.com | www.zzjxyt.com | 28288cc.com | www.w4042.com | 1775hh.com | www.2222k0.com | www.792088.com | mi532.com | www.55228d.com | 06006g.com | www.xpj33884.com | 582466.com | www.97596.com | xf122.com | www.31268.com | www.151220.com | www.7380r.com | www.810620.com | btt897.com | www.32123h.com | 655661188.com | www.11599111.com | 57c53.com | www.xj6005.com | 4018b.com | www.8883hj.com | 2016.ag | www.19019t.com | 0729h.com | www.314996.com | x48q.com | www.a456x.com | am51335.net | www.k70.com | cp088h.com | www.71071d.com | 9411ccc.com | www.0062737.com | 55331zz.com | www.bet63u.com | 2247jj.com | www.3824.com | 19880a.com | www.96877.com | 4255jj.com | www.498700.com | 22ee8331.com | www.3479e.com | 6403i.com | www.840680.com | www.vns0488.com | www.259989.com | www.js44444.com | 80850aa.com | www.bai4422.com | 6175kk.com | www.7892.com | 86611.com | www.4323g.com | 228888r.com | www.893010.com | www.77537o.com | 8881779.com | www.93036511.com | 199888.com | www.7920a.com | xl15.net | www.am7588.com | www.8694j.com | 5478xl.com | www.sj52488.com | 3678uu.com | www.552168.com | 8294l.com | www.320667.com | www.44508.com | 9411ccc.com | www.7876389.com | hg1228.com | www.510860.com | www.999497.com | 50026633.com | www.8998833.com | 50020033.com | www.wcp666888.com | www.gh5550033.com | 72550.com | www.529776.com | www.65533b.com | 1434k.com | www.hjdc2005.com | 4182006.com | www.610829.com | www.009.happy001.biz | 3936x.com | www.43818r.com | www.21365ee.com | 1434b.com | www.cb800.cc | www.dfs995.com | 6766rr.com | www.45598e.com | 8577j.cc | www.135169.com | www.97060h.com | bb38648.com | www.602983.com | www.178tyc.com | hjcp77.com | www.926799.com | www.bc631.com | xpj66112.com | www.799481.com | www.899111.com | ff67890.com | www.701250.com | www.5360fj.com | 2127x.com | www.330895.com | www.pj888i.com | 444ths.com | 9958922.com | www.ba302.com | www.j85757.com | 3568qq.com | www.yh68222.com | www.y440044.com | a3685.com | www.flff6.com | www.my95.net | bwin8aa.com | 3650580.com | www.792064.com | www.hg001111.com | un55.com | www.979819.com | www.6616008.com | 30007s.com | 97297x.com | www.bet73k.com | www.13201f.com | 3775p.com | www.35155i.com | www.8855287.com | www.58777j.com | 39199u.com | www.500021.com | www.40288.com | www.7782f.com | www.70669c.com | zzc55.com | 9103rr.com | www.60108p.com | www.042055.com | aa56988.com | 0747bb.com | www.2109n.com | www.tyc723.com | www.3983139.com | c388r.com | www.589144.com | www.820568.com | www.yh8352.com | 87680h.com | 500c8.com | www.05500w.com | www.cgcp.com | www.737.am | 4466buyu.com | 7335u.com | www.50732z.com | www.ggm.99233m.com | www.xpj8888.cc | 80878h.com | www.29178e.com | www.33588t.com | www.88166k.com | www.h990.com | 2324yyy.com | 91019k.com | www.c129.vip | www.2997773.com | www.ffvns.com | 7779m.cc | 444000xx.com | bj0111.com | www.99jtb.com | www.4058i.com | www.349989.com | 2546h.com | 8901.com | 78118866.com | www.kc37.com | www.56011n.com | www.033008.com | www.767775.com | 50028855.com | 55449193.com | www.50024v.com | www.9478h.com | www.1168t.com | www.aaa6199.com | 9435.cc | 0001164.com | ss5443.com | www.737198.com | www.j77929.com | www.5981a.com | www.57sun.com | www.jh879.com | v8381.com | zunyi807.com | 4195d.com | www.544096.com | www.50052b.com | www.38775vv.com | www.d948d.com | www.pj8188.com | www.143800.com | df-bet.net | 5856bb.com | r8381.com | 7196g.com | www.483864.com | www.0014r.com | www.89777b.com | www.40598.com | www.js16288.com | www.cn0013.com | www.660727.com | 11989h.com | ylg123456.net | 3678bbb.com | pp3100.com | 3424y.com | www.50024o.com | www.599840.com | www.08gcw.com | www.81520g.com | www.88qiji.com | www.1754q.com | www.8967l.com | www.4516.com | www.23111yte.com | www.58777h.com | www.76060l.com | 1274kc.com | 68963.com | 2018885188.com | 13658ty.com | jjj67890.com | 7893w10.com | d2127002.com | 2019e.cc | yd776.com | hc8001.com | wot.kongzhong.com | 1591911.com | 131jj.net | 8790q.com | 3222n.cc | 0496556.com | p888go.com | 9645ss.com | ctx668.com | bet577i.com | v0099.tv | zzwl1.com | hbhcjs.cn | so11111.cc | xpjbak1.com | 2008ff.com | 55331bb.com | 61652t.com | 29918t.com | JS1388j.com | mm444000.com | 2245dl.com | 55967m.com | 29918t.com | www.458828.com | www.694050.com | www.lbj682.com | 1407v.com | www.7435i.com | www.dy113.com | www.ojinsha.com | www.11p1.cc | www.696568.com | www.hjcp22.com | www.dzj0404.com | www.ao3399.com | www.xpj6886.com | www.8998885.com | www.81233d.com | www.636by.com | www.862455.com | www.322918.com | fff2267.com | 4675099.com | 8547mm.com | 3640i.com | 20167744.com | wpmtp.com | www.333133l.com | www.hg8870.com | www.i456x.com | www.4521f.com | www.7449cc.com | www.2934s.com | www.548116.com | 8381w.com | 3983009.com | yhdhz.com | 2851n.com | www.hg2088.hk | www.js815.com | www.7415gg.com | www.7249s.com | www.8839b.com | www.502135.com | 2998a.com | u8381.com | 30177788.com | www.63877r.com | www.hg93777.com | www.00772w.com | www.37266m.com | www.hy2522.com | tyc1318.com | 38989t.com | 1806766.com | www.tushan18.com | www.8349.com | www.4521.com | www.50788c.com | www.375916.com | 15xl.net | 3679zz.com | www.716988.com | www.28003.com | www.793351.com | www.15237.cc | www.77801a.com | 6363j.com | mgm3242c.com | www.ajs5.com | www.4078n.com | www.68682m.com | www.178075.com | 6363b.com | 2776l.com | www.hg2958.com | www.9570111.com | www.21202d.com | www.51331a.com | 4066h.com | 3434qqq.com | www.502000.com | www.97828w.vip | www.808913.com | 4997g.com | 58534444.com | www.20167744.com | www.3066ee.com | www.1035n.com | 5004v.com | j2368.com | 00778i.com | 4288d.com | 22555004.com | www.yinheyyy.com | www.b35vv.com | www.11018.cc | xpj70063.com | 3846www.com | www.76060u.com | www.8473t.com | www.1368d.cc | 1479.cc | 667766l.com | www.558552.com | www.7886276.com | www.163135.com | yy.com | www.v27229.com | www.32031m.com | www.514211.com | 7893w19.com | www.54541100.com | www.2021g.com | www.659776.com | 3392958.com | www.9374h.com | www.00778g.com | www.828326.com | hgbet.com | www.4759cc.com | www.bwinyz09.com | www.931669.com | 9101903.com | www.pj6653.com | www.js89z.vip | www.137103.com | df8f.com | www.67885.com | www.39500n.com | 30007.com | www.ylg89.com | www.4521p.com | www.257015.com | 40033h.com | www.76775b.com | www.2632j.com | 20188l.com | www.pj7787.com | www.89777n.com | 3726a.com | www.pjdc1188.com |